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Zombie Uncle Sam Unisex T-Shirt – He Wants Your Brains!

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A twisted take on a classic, this unisex tee features a ghoulish zombie Uncle Sam pointing straight at you with a chilling stare and undead hunger.

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🧟‍♂️🇺🇸 Zombie Uncle Sam Unisex T-Shirt – He Wants Your Brains!

A twisted take on a classic, this unisex tee features a ghoulish zombie Uncle Sam pointing straight at you with a chilling stare and undead hunger. Perfect for horror fans, Halloween lovers, or anyone who likes their patriotism with a side of apocalypse.


Why You’ll Love It:

🧠 Iconic & Creepy – A mashup of Americana and horror that’s both hilarious and haunting.

💀 Bold Statement – Uncle Sam’s back… and he’s got a taste for brains.

👕 All-Gender Fit – Comfy, eye-catching, and made for fans of zombies and satire alike.

🎁 Great Gift – Ideal for horror buffs, Halloween addicts, or lovers of dark humor.


Tags:
Zombie Uncle Sam Shirt, Undead Patriotic Tee, I Want Your Brains T-Shirt, Horror Satire Shirt, Halloween Graphic Tee, Unisex Zombie Apparel, Apocalypse Humor Shirt, Creepy Americana Design, Funny Political Horror Shirt

This heavy cotton tee has the classic cotton look and feel. Casual elegance will make it an instant favorite in everyone’s wardrobe.

.: Classic fit

.: 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18 20 21.97 23.98 25.99 28 30.04 31.97
Length, in 28.51 29.49 30.52 31.5 32.52 33.51 34.49 35.52
Sleeve length, in 7.25 7.76 8.23 8.75 9.26 9.77 10.24 10.75

 

 

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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